Hello and Welcome To The AstroBowie Experience

WELCON TO MY WEPSITE.



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You may be asking a question right now, and if you were, one of them might be as follows:


That last one is not a question, but We (I) appreciate it regardless.


Our top scientists are in the process of investigating these questions, and rest assured they are looking for answers as we (both of us) speak.

Our top theories are that AstroBowie may be some sort of serialized release of stories or perhaps an image file that is several thousand gigabytes too big. It is possible that AstroBowie is some kind of cat or Pokèmon.



Supposed Footage of AstroBowie



If you would like to engage with our (my) content, dig a big hole in the ground and stand in it for a while.

If, after a considerable amount of time, the urge to consume does not pass, leave the hole and use your computer to interact with our (my) concepts and ideas.

If you decide you do not like those concepts and ideas, let us (me) know by unplugging your computer, putting it in the hole, and covering the hole with dirt.

CONTACT ME IF YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS SHE RAN ME OVER IN HER STUPID CRINGEMOBILE

This person is a wanted criminal for hurt me so so bad and I am crying for the love of GOD tell me if you know who she is



I left this here because this website is in fact hosted by NeoCities